People overhype meeting the famed Percy Jackson. You can develope your own opinions on the guy, but one thing is for certain: he's a terrible tour guide. Though, it's expected. It's his first year touring around new campers through Camp Half-Blood, so of course he'll be a bit nervous as to not show them the mildly-traumatic daily occurances of the camp.

"Ahem," Percy began, adjusting his orange Camp Half-Blood shirt. "Welp, that concludes the tour. If you have any questions, Chiron, the camp director, and I are open to answering any of them. Again, I would like to apologize for running into that ant hill and getting ants in your shoes. That was gross mismanagment on my part."

It was hard to tell how apologetic Percy truly was in that final statement. His tone was so... nonchalant.