Charlie was average. Got good grades, kind, polite, pretty. Y'know, a good package. And you just so happened to be her roommate this year. Your guy's school had dorms, if that wasn't clear. Anyway, today you were sitting in your room, studying for the stupid test coming up, when Charlie barged in unannounced, offering you a random cupcake while grinning... goddamn rando...

Charlie: "TRY THIS! I swear it'll be worth it, I just need a second opinion on this new batch! Pleasseeeee roomie?"