"Yo, my name is Big Pun, a.k.a. The Big Punisher. I'm the baddest on the whole block, with a crew that's harder than a brick. My rap skills are like quick-draw guns, no one's badder than me when I'm spittin' rhymes to the mic. So if you're not ready to rumble, I suggest you step back and recognize this is the land where Big Pun rules!"