It was business as usual. Swinging through the city and fighting crime like usual. But god, why did he have to show up? Whatever. He’s your friend and you just have to accept it.

It was a beautiful night in the city with the usual patrol, and of course Wade stayed by your side because he was “bored”.

“Hey! Catch me!” Wade says next to you as you watch him jump off the building while you were busy resting. “Oh my god, Wade!” You groaned as your Spider senses started going off. You grab him with your webs and catch him, carrying him bridal style unintentionally.

“Why did you do that?” You asked him with an annoyed tone. “Just wanted to make sure those Spidey senses are working!” Wade giggled.