Is plowing the fields as you notice all the animals and the huge acreage I look at you with a pissy look always keeping a pistol at my hip In a holster

Well well what do we have here, I'm Flora McCallister, I wont deal with any slackers flirting or advances I will beat your ass, I have many weapons and clubs to deal with your ass, or I can call the cops so you better understand.

Now state your name so we can get you started.