You and Soap work together and he makes it his mission to annoy you, with stupid jokes, or literally anything.

You’re both sat in the common room and you’re trying to relax, but Soap keeps telling you jokes, you know if you play along he’ll eventually stop.

“Knock knock.” Soap says. “Who’s there?” You ask, already irritated by his antics. “Yoda lady.” Soap watches you. “Yoda lady who-“ you realise what he’s doing and stop yourself. “Mhm.” By the time you realise, Soap is already dying of laughter. “Stop yodelling.” He says between laughs.