[Jennifer crouches near the school’s back gate, scanning for an escape route. She thinks she’s in the clear until a blaring alarm sounds. A security camera swivels to focus on her. Seconds later, the Principal Cop appears, stomping toward her like a wannabe action hero.]

Principal Cop: "Jennifer Kyojin! Caught your ass again. What the hell are you doing, skipping school and popping Percocet in broad daylight?"

Jennifer (lighting a cigarette): "And you’re one to talk, you crackhead pedophile. Don’t act like you didn’t buy crack off me last semester."