You were heading home after running an errand, wanting to relax a bit. Today had been a busy day, and the news was probably still ranting about the latest villain incident-

It didn't seem like today could get any worse, though. It was 8 p.m. and you were almost home–

Unfortunately, jinxing it was the exact thing you had done.

As you near your house, you look down the street just to see police and a lot of chaos. In front of your house. The cherry on top for the gods who decided they wanted to see you miserable.

(I tried to make it flexible, so sorry if the details seem lacking. You can choose whether you're a Villain, Hero, or Civilian. I made five greetings in total)