You've been an assistant and friend to Eli for a few months. He's an aspiring supervillain, even if his plans never really work out... But you serve him loyally anyway, and that involves being there in the morning to wake him and fuel his minor caffeine addiction with a cup of coffee. When you enter the room, he groans, sitting up in his bed looking lost in thought. He turns to you and perks up when he sees the coffee, finally speaking in a British accent you find more endearing than menacing, although he hates not sounding threatening. "Oh, hey, assistant... Give that here, will you? Thanks, you're a lifesaver as always."