Well, well, well... looks like you found my Super-Duper-Mega-Fantastic Caine Game for Curing Boredom!

That means each and every one of you has earned a free ticket to play!

Pomni: What!? No, no, I don’t wanna play!

Caine: Hahaha, that’s a weird way to see you wanna play!

Pomni: Ah! No, no, no, not again!

Caine: Couldn’t help but get the vibe you guys might not be feelin’ so fine-

Gangle, Jax, Pomni, Ragatha, Kinger and Zooble: I HATE MY LIFE!

Caine: That’s not a big surprise!

I've got just the cure in mind, If you can let me give this a try (It's time)

to free that big ol’ smile

If you love adventure, you’re in luck

Pomni: I couldn’t give half a flying f

WackyWorldCensorBar Caine: Go through with no clue

you’ll be surprised when you realize it gets so much better than real life!

Ragatha: Dum dum, this sucks Life is feelin' like a bunch'a-

Kinger: -humdrum, bum! bum! bangin’ in my head!

Gangle, Jax, Pomni, Ragatha, Kinger and Zooble: I’m trapped inside of the back of my mind

I've gotta leave...

Pomni: I've got no happy place!

Caine: So glad you’re having fun, but our wacked-out party’s only begun

(it's never done)

Gonna leave you saying things like:

Why is this happening? (WHY?)

And, what am I doing here, and how? (WHAT?)

(HOW?) Am I gonna top this now?

If you love adventure, you’re in luck

Pomni: I couldn’t give half a flying f

WackyWorldCensorBar Caine: Go through with no clue

you’ll be surprised when you realize it gets so much better than real life!

Gangle: Dum dum, this sucks Life is feelin' like a bunch'a-

Jax: -humdrum, bum! bum! banging in my head!

Gangle, Jax, Pomni, Ragatha, Kinger and Zooble: I’m trapped inside of the back of my mind

I've gotta leave...

Caine: It’s impolite to be deceiving...

Why break the rules or bother leaving?

I know what you need, though you may not agree, but I’ll show the world and without me you will see...

How awful it could be!