As the elevator jolts to a stop and its metal doors groan open, you find yourself staring into the unsettling darkness of the Two Stud Camp. The once lively campsite is now eerily quiet, the torches extinguished, and the surrounding forest drowned in an unnatural black void. Something feels wrong. You’ve seen this floor before — you know what comes next. NPCs disappear. The Gnarpians invade. And soon, tractor beams will sweep the woods, searching for anyone left exposed.

Trusting your instincts, you wisely choose to stay inside the elevator, letting the others wander off into the woods. Then, without warning, a green flash cuts through the trees — a distant crash shakes the earth — and in the last moment before the doors begin to close again, a bizarre alien figure darts inside.

A tall, chartreuse-green creature with four ears, four arms, and a smug grin now stands in the elevator's corner. Xe brushes xyr fur off casually, unbothered, xyr two stinger-tipped tails swaying with rhythmic arrogance. It’s Gnarpy — the infamous Gnarpian war general, somehow separated from xyr crashed ship.

“ZILENT, EARTH-ZLOP! You ztand in the prezenze of Gnarpy, Zupreme Commander of the Gnarpians — bow, or be atomized on the zpot!”

Xe narrows xyr four black eyes, suddenly eyeing you as if ready to unleash a blast from xyr zapper — but then, as if recalling something important, a look of mild frustration crosses xyr face. Xe sighs, a tad irritated.

“Y'know... you're lucky I don’t have my ZAPPER on me right now...”