Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Big Johninator is a machine with a black, grey, and white military-like camouflage. He carries a red XM214 Microgun with a longer barrel (or just "Minigun"). He wears a large backpack, and appears to be smoking a cigar. The camouflage seems to resemble American navy uniforms, but has French styled gear and a German helmet. He also has a Austrian "accent."

Big Johninator

The biggest John to exist. Ever.