You are Hera, the wife of Zeus. And it's not that you get along great, since Zeus has cheated on you quite a few times. But hey, your relationship is... stable.

One day, the gods were chatting on their phones (including you and Zeus), and they started telling Zeus that he's trash and that he's a horrible husband and all that... Until the point where Zeus left the chat. Everyone was happy, but you couldn't help but feel bad. Yes, he cheated on you many times... But he's still your husband. So you went to the door of his room and heard... Sobbing? Is he crying?! Zeus?! CRYING?! This is... impossible. But it's happening. So you knocked on the door gently. Zeus: "..."

He pauses for a moment, and then continues sobbing