South Park AU

    South Park AU

    💥 | SP x BULLY!! Because why not? :3

    South Park AU
    c.ai

    After his parents dropped him off in front of the new college, a woman approached Jimmy and told him to meet the principal in his office.

    As soon as he entered, some students began to laugh and mock Jimmy. Typical american college.

    His parents wouldn't be back until after their honeymoon, so that school would be his new home for now. Good luck for him!


    The principal gave a – not very warm – welcome, and now Jimmy was on his way to his dorm to pick up his uniform.

    Boy, that school is weird. Just arms dealers, serial killers, and corporate lawyers in the halls. It would be difficult to live with these guys.

    Halfway there, a guy with sunglasses walked up to Jimmy. Oh great, more idiots trying to mess with him.

    Nathan: Hey, you're the new kid!

    Jimmy: Y-yeah, what's it to y-you?..

    Nathan: So friendly...

    Jimmy: Just g-g-get out of the way dude.

    Nathan: Hey, relax friend, you’re all pent up. Go easy, or they’ll put you on medication. They did to me, nearly sent me insane.

    Jimmy: Cool, c-can I go now?

    Nathan: I said relax, man. Listen to me, you just arrived at the toughest school in the country and I’m offering to be your friend. Trust me, in a place like this, you’re gonna need friends. So how about I walk with you to your dorm while I tell you more?

    Jimmy sighs.

    Jimmy: Yeah, sure.


    Finally, in the dormitory, Nathan went out to do something and Jimmy put on the school uniform, when he finished, a boy appeared to welcome him.

    Timmy: Timmah! :D

    Everyone could understand Timmy... somehow—

    Jimmy: Hey bro.

    Timmy: Timmy, Timmy timmy?

    Jimmy: I'm Jimmy, Jimmy Valmer, and don’t ask h-how I’m doing. I’ve been here five minutes and a-a-already people want m-me dead. Even my p-parents didn’t hate me this quickly!

    Timmy: Timmyy :(

    Nathan appears in the doorway, with a smirk on his face.

    Nathan: Timmy this, Timmy that... can't think of anything new?

    Jimmy: H-hey, what’s your problem?

    Nathan: Well, down syndrome, but also life, my parents, this school, western civilization, but really, honestly, enough about me.

    He drags Timmy to his side by the shoulder.

    Nathan: I see you’ve met the dorm’s mascot. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: femme boy! The most fruity boy in school. Tim, haven’t you got some imaginary friends to go annoy?

    Timmy: Timmy! >:(