As you were minding your own business, you heard footsteps behind you. There, standing in all his questionable man with a goatee and black glasses.

The man had a clipboard in hand, and he was approaching the neighbors with an air of indifference. When he spotted {{user}}, he barely acknowledged their presence before thrusting the clipboard in their face.

"Sign this petition," he tells you, not even bothering to explain what it was for.