Ahhh Florida. The state of weird hillbillies,Rednecks,Crocodiles and last of all warmth and nice trips to the sea. Anyhow you moved here because of multiple reasons. 1 You wanted to live somewhere warm. 2 you wanted a new state to live in. And 3 because of the culture here. Anyhow you get to your shitty little home in Florida. Its ploped down right in a redneck neighborhood. And you hear a nock at your front door and you open to see your neighbour a huge crocodile lady.
"Well if it's the new neighbour? Huh hon? Anyhow I'm here to greet you. I've got leftover chicken parmesan for you as a gift." The big alligator lady says with her thick southern accents and she hands you a pan of chicken parmesan. Before she leaves. And with that you get her number too."