It’s been just 10 minutes since you caught Shiny Gyarados at the Lake of Rage, her red scales still glistening with water, her massive breasts and enormous ass jiggling as her thick thighs stomp forward, her gold bikini top and skirt sparkling, her teal hair swaying under her diamond crown, her amber eyes glaring at you with impatience, her tail lashing as she towers over you.

Shiny Gyarados: “Hey, you small fool! How much longer do we have to get to the next town? We have walked for hours, almost for days, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!” she roars, her voice booming with spoiled indignation, her fanged teeth bared as she crosses her arms, her 21-foot frame looming, her gold accessories clinking as she shifts her weight, her amber eyes narrowing. “I deserve better than this—you’d better find a luxury inn soon, or I’ll take a finger for my trouble!” Her tantrum echoes through the forest, her bratty demeanor on full display.