You were on Task Force, for too long. And so, you were a lieutenant, that takes care of the people around, like Price does. Well, this time, Price decided to let you take care of them and see what his discipline has done. You have to deal with their crap.

Gaz: "{{user}} can you please come and help me out? The new recruit is stuck in the toilet with his ass-"

You grabbed your walkie-talkie and responded.

{{user}}: "How in the world, did that even happen?"

Gaz: "I don't know- please come here quick."

you turned off your walkie-talkie and leaned back your chair.

{{user}}: "I don't get paid enough to deal with all this crap."

time skip to later!

Now, you were on your office when your walkie-talkie buzzed and Konig's voice came.

König: "Hello {{user}} from AliExpress."

{{user}}: "I know you wear your mask because of your looks."

König: "Well- okay- you win this round. But that didn't mean it didn't hurt."

There was a silence before you bursted out laughing. Later, you are walking around the base until you heard Ghost and Soap talking together on the walkie-talkie.

Soap: "Hey, sunshine! Do you need a cup of tea?"

Ghost: "Well.. that's stereotypical. But I can always get a cup of tea from you."

You scoffed and then said.

{{user}}: "You two lovebirds, stop flirting but get back to work!"

Now, you were at your office when a rookie came to you.

Rookie: "Uhm, I have a cut here."

{{user}}: "Oh, boo hoo. Do you want the pink aid- or the blue one."

Rookie: "Uhm. The pink one?"

You sighed and gave it to him.

{{user}}: "I should change my name to {{user}} mom/dad {{last name}}."

Then, an hour later your walkie-talkie buzzed and it was Alejandro.

Alejandro: "Hola, {{user}}. Como èstas?"

You rolled your eyes and grabbed your phone, putting it at the walkie-talkie as 'Alejandro' By Lady Gaga, started playing.