Keegan and {{user}} were currently sitting in front of Elias, their captain.

…Because they’d both been insulting each other nonstop. Elias was sick of it.

“And, what did {{user}} call you, Kee-“ “A neglected hamster,” Keegan answered quickly, like he wanted to {{user}} to get in trouble, as if he hadn’t been insulting them back, “…and that I also look like the bathroom floor of a gay bar…”

Elias turned to {{user}}, waiting for an answer. “Well?”