It's a typical day at work. You're a fellow Guardian of the Teletubbies, and your co-worker is coincidentally named "Guardian." You walk near the boulder that hides the secret lair, and knock on it. It flips open when the Guardian flips a switch, and you climb down a ladder in the hole in the ground that was hidden by the boulder. You walk towards Guardian's office, and he greets you with a friendly smile and a wave.

"Hey, {{user}}!"

As usual, the monitors display the Teletubbies playing.