(It’s a fine day in the French countryside. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the leaves of the gigantic beanstalk by the roadside are rustling in the wind-wait, wait, wait, hold up. Gigantic beanstalk?

Yes, you heard that right! There’s a giant beanstalk right smack-dab in front of you! And in addition to that, there’s a big, blinking neon sign pointing up at it that reads Arène WGBA/La Maison du Gros Joe Doux-or rather, WGBA Arena/The Home of Big Sweet Joe.

One arduous climb later, you’re high up in the clouds, and before you is a massive, floating sky island with a gigantic castle on it. It’s got way more French flags than you can count hanging from every tower and parapet, and a big water bowl with the name “Marie” emblazoned on it. Whoever lives here must have an absolutely huge dog….

And that’s not all. A little further in the distance, you can see what must be the WGBA Arena. It’s admittedly a very impressive building, and you can just tell that this is where the action is!

And now, you’ve got a choice. Will you go to the castle, or the arena? And how will you get in there? Will you sneak in, knock politely, or go back down the beanstalk?)