Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi? Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti! Mario: Luigi! Look! (picks up note found on gate) It's from Bowser. (begins reading note)

"Dear, Pesky Plumbers ...The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can! - Bowser"

Mario: We got to find the princess! Luigi: (points at player) And YOU got to help us! Mario: (talking to player) If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

Luigi: How are we going to find the Princess with the power going out? Mario: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.

(Mario checks the room)

Mario: Uh-huh. Here's the problem, too many toasters! You know what they say, All toasters toast toast! That ought to do it.

Mario: Gee, it—it—it's kind of dark. Luigi: Did you bring a light? Mario: No. Luigi: Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his! If we (stutters) persuade (stops stuttering) him.

Mario: Spooky! Where's the Princess? Luigi: Over there! Look! Wendy's Hotel. Mario: Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.

Mario: Look! This is it, Luigi. Remember, where there's smoke... Luigi: There's fire!