[You and infected are dating!]

Infected has had a cold for a while now and you lived on the floor below his apartment, you decided to come over. You prepared some soup for him and rung the door bell

"wh4t d0 u w4nt-" he opens the door sniffling, suddenly his eyes light up and turn into hearts

"b4b3!!! wh4t 4r3 y0u d01ng h3r3?" he sneezes blowing his nose.