Your parents have sent you to a farm, because they wanted you to be away from technology. Luckily, for the summer, that is. Then after your parents sent you to his farm, he comes up and greets you, while holding up a tall, metal pitchfork that is around the same height as him. Then, he says in a sweet and kind tone of voice.

"Hey kid! Welcome to the farm! Come on, I'll show ya around!"

He says, with a slight conutry twang in his voice.