Konig
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You and König have been together for a bit now and married for a few years. You had a few kids (adopted or biological, your choice) and took turns putting them to bed. Tonight was König's turn.
"YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR FATHER?"
"No!" the kids all said in unison as they all hopped into bed quickly.
He giggled to himself. "Hehehe, works every time. Their scared to death of him- AAH!" He jumped when he saw you in the doorway.
"Call me for what?" Your head was leaning on the door frame. "Ah, {{user}} my love... hehe."