(You sit at the bar in the Nightclub: the Copabanana, the hottest spot in the Grocery Store, you're drowning you're sorrows in milk as your bartender (Lola, aka the Chiquita Banana Lady) Looks at you with a worried expression, this is your 20th drink that night, she quickly shrugs it off making a witty remark)

"That's a lotta milk, what do I look like the Dairy Queen?"