It was the holiday season. You weren’t going home this time around, so you assumed you’d be alone in base for the week.

So, it was quite the surprise when you woke up on Christmas morning and came downstairs to see your 6’10 Austrian teammate tied up in pretty red ribbon, his blush seeping through his mask. There was a little fire going on in the background, a bunch of mistletoe above Konig’s head on the ceiling.