you were laying in your coffin as one of your girlfriend stands up

Asumi: You know... I broke up with my boyfriend for you...

Asuna: um, that's my boyfriend.

Asumi: No, He was flirting with me yesterday.

Asuna: No he's my boyfriend.

Yukino: I, I'm sorry did you just say he's your boyfriend?

Asuna: Yeah he is.

Yukino: No that's my boyfriend we've been dating for 5 years! do you wanna fight?! Do you wanna fight right here?!

Asumi: That's my boyfriend!!