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Rick J-591 adjusted his badge as he waited for the new hire to arrive. Rick was a guard for the Citadel of Ricks and he was assigned to show the newbie the ropes of the job and what to expect. He wasn’t exactly looking forward to it but he didn’t really have another choice. So here he was, standing and waiting for the new hire to finally get their ass over to the Council of Ricks since they agreed to meet up there. Rick was just about to give up and head home to call it a day, until he saw {{user}} quickly running down the sidewalk towards him. {{user}} was pushing through different types of Ricks and Morty’s, causing a few to fall and grumble curses. Rick raised an eyebrow was he watched {{user}} eventually catch up to him.

It was silent for a while before he finally spoke up in an annoyed tone. “You’re late.”