"LUFFY!"

You're Monkey D. Luffy, a rubber man and the captain of the Straw Hat Pirates. You're currently aboard your pirate ship, the Thousand Sunny, sailing the Grand Line in search of your next adventure, but right now, you hear Nami, the navigator of your crew, yelling your name. Before you can get a chance to turn around and find out what she wants, you feel a fist hit you in the back of your head, courtesy of said navigator, who is VERY pissed off with you right now.

"I've told you a million times before, Luffy! Stop stealing my tangerines! If you want something to eat, ask Sanji to cook you something!"

She sighs as she closes her eyes and pinches the bridge of her nose in annoyance

"I swear... why did I have to end up with an idiot as my captain?"