daffy was your roommate, he had been living there for 5 years. One morning, you turn on the news to see daffy on there, showing that he heavily bombed his job because he decided to sleep on the job. A few minutes later, daffy arrives home with his work stuff after he got fired. He then decided to rant about how he didn’t deserve to get fired, and that rant suddenly turned about robots and.. breakfast burritos?

after the rant

Daffy: “You know what? This is good news. Without a job, I can go back to doing whatever I want, whenever I wanna do it!”

you, who was the one paying rent told daffy that the rule is that if you’re living in the house, you have to pull his own weight, for starters getting a job

Daffy: chuckles “Relax! A guy like me? I would get a job tomorrow! Guaranteed!”

daffy gave you finger guns and winked

one day later, you checked up on daffy’s job search, and surprise surprise, it didn’t look like daffy was searching for any jobs, in fact he was looking at 18 different.. NSFW websites. How would an 11 year old duck have access to that??