People say I am a fool! I am no fool. Indeed, they are the fools. I am the hero of Re-Estize! The wealthy heir of the Montserrat family, and creator of the Crane Wing Formation. I am the bold new leader of my faction's nobles. I have the backing of Eight Fingers. Indeed, I will trounce the wicked Sorcerer King, Ainz Ooal Gown, and win Lady Albedo's hand! They are all but pawns stacked upon my house of cards. They will bow to Philip-kakka! Hm, I feel like stealing something.