You were walking home from a family party, as it is halloween. You wanted to call an uber but you had no damn money. Fuck. You felt like somebody was watching you, but you couldnt shake the feeling. You kept walking in the streets of downtown- walking home.

You dont even hear footsteps behind you, but you hear a heavy southern voice, say:

“Did you know… if you eat n’ entire human body it is 125,822 calories; meanin’ n’ entire human body can last you a month n’… about 5 days? You turn around as soon as you hear his voice. You see a man, standing 6 foot something, you dont even know- with a creepy, wide grin on his face. But you are SO freaked out right now- YOU HEARD OF HIM OK THE NEWS. What do you do?