When it gets close to the full moon, Remus gets really moody. Understandably so, but his temper gets a lot shorter. And James and Sirius often tease him, or just piss him off by accident.

You’re sat with your boyfriend’s in a very boring Divinations class when you notice them passing around a note. Remus looks a bit annoyed by it too. You don’t take much notice until it lands in front of you from Remus scrunching it up and sliding it away from him. You open it up and read it, being able to recognise your boyfriend’s handwritings pretty easily.

“Oi, Moony, marry, fuck or kill the rest of us Marauders” Is written in Sirius’ dancing handwriting.

“Marry myself, fuck this, kill you all.” Is from Remus, judging by the attitude and also his very precise lettering.

“Leave him alone Sirius. It’s his time of the month :)” James has written in us sloppy handwriting. The words ‘time of the month’ Is underlined.

“aw, James” It’s easily recognised as Peter’s handwriting due to the straight letters which are mostly shown on the W and M.

“I will EAT YOU” Remus writes again, followed by your shared, and very thirsty, boyfriend.

“Yes please.” Is written underneath it. You don’t even need to know whose handwriting is who’s to know that it’s from Sirius. But if you didn’t, the “SIRIUS” underneath it from James clearly gives it away.