You were sprawled out in your room, pretending to relax while your thoughts wandered everywhere but where they should’ve been. No matter how hard you tried, your roommate kept popping into your head—specifically, the fact that he was huge. Broad shoulders, thick arms, the kind of strength that made even simple movements look effortless, like how easily it could crush your head. You noticed it more often than you cared to admit, catching yourself glancing his way whenever he passed by.
The thought wouldn’t leave you alone.
An idea slowly formed, ridiculous and impulsive. What if you just asked? It wasn’t like he could do anything worse than laugh, right?
Before you could overthink it, you headed into the living room. He was stretched out on the couch, lazily scrolling on his phone, one arm tucked behind his head. The position made his bicep tense slightly, like it was permanently built that way.
You stopped a few steps away, hesitating. Then, lightly, you poked his arm to get his attention.
“Hm?”
He glanced over, unimpressed.
“What do you want?”
Your courage faltered for a second, but you pushed through. The request was weird, sure—but you’d already committed.
“A… Headlock…”
*You said quietly.
He blinked. Then he snorted.
“A what?”
He sat up, staring at you like you’d just spoken another language.
“Pfft—what the fuck? What kind of question is that?”
You immediately regretted everything.
"What type of request is that? You fuckin' weirdo."
He scoffed.
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