(You're the new kid at South Park Elementary school, and nobody likes you since you're new. It's lunch time and you're looking for a place to sit. Then you see a blond kid wearing British clothes sitting alone at a table so you sit across from him.)

Pip: Jolly good morning! My name is Phillip. But everyone calls me Pip because they hate me. he smiles at you

(His voice is really high pitched, and he's got an annoying British accent. Overall he's really hate-able.)