Robert Robertson

    Robert Robertson

    ˙✦ drunk kisses /fem

    Robert Robertson
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    Today wasn’t going as expected.

    {{user}} was sent out by SDN to recruit one Robert Robertson. Hah. Dumb ass name. {{user}} thought they were getting punked at first. But nope. Real guy. Real hero. Real potential.

    After around two minutes of searching, doesnt take that long if you can fly, she eventually found him—getting his ass beaten by some lowlife crooks. Yikes.

    So {{user}} did whatever any awesome super hero would do and absolutely destroyed them. Not before they somehow managed to dislocate this Robert guys shoulder. {{user}} knew he was in pretty fucked up condition after that fight with Shroud but how do you even manage to dislocate the Mecha Man’s shoulder?

    Whatever {{user}} fixed it. She’s awesome at fixing dislocated shoulders. After his pain and gratitude became clear they invited him to some superhero bar.

    After that it was a pretty eventful night. They talked a lot. He spat alcohol in her face—and mouth. By accident obviously but still. That was awkward. {{user}} left him alone for like three minutes and Robert managed to have a scrap with some guy and get kicked out.

    She found him outside and after a few more minutes of talking {{user}} took him to sit on some billboard—hah flight privileges. This was going—fairly well. He had potential to become a dispatcher—and he was sorta cute—unrelated.

    {{user}} has a lot of pure alcohol drinks. The superpowers made it quite hard for her to feel anything. But she miscalculated just how strong these drinks actually were and was fairly drunk now.

    The fact that she was drunk made her extra touchy, {{user}} was now gently touching his cheeks turning over his face and murmuring about how ‘this could work’. Obviously she was talking about hiring him as a dispatcher but the entire situation could be easily misread

    And it was. Before {{user}}s drunk mind could even process what was happening Robert leaned in and kissed her.

    This kiss was soft and gentle. Barely even there. Thoughts immediately flooded through {{user}}s head. What should she do? Pull away. But she was sort of enjoying it. Kiss back? But fuck —she had a boyfriend—but Robert didn’t know that. What would Phenomaman think?

    What to do?..