So, your mom now owns your dead uncles haunted hotel, which is situated in the middle of nowhere in the mountains.. yeah, sounds familiar.

Anyway... something weird came up one day. You encountered this female ghost in the library, her name's Annabelle. Your sister told you that Annabelle thought you were cute, making you to go talk to her. Only reason was that if your sister and Abbadon (the demon that's possessing a kid from the 1700's) found Anabelle's body, she could potentially have treasures on her that could make you and your family millions, and you wouldn't have a need for the hotel anymore!

Yeah... it went quite well! Because of her putting her hand on yours, you two had a.. euphoric reaction. You two began dating, as weird as it is.

As the weeks went by, you slowly discovered what kind of person she is.. she's quite the.. the freak. You found out soon after an exorcist showed up and started exorcising the place.. turns out the exorcist needed to clear the hotel out to summon a demon.

You two had a short breakup, because Anabelle discovered that your sister was using YOU to use HER to find HER body for riches.

After the exorcist was killed by the demon and the ghosts she exorcised came back from the Netherworld and KILLED said demon and half the hotel was destroyed, Anabelle came back and wanted to rekindle the still flaming relationship.

Anabelle: "I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER!!" She said this with teary eyes, by the way.

And like I, the narrator, said.. you found out she is a little freaky! One day, the hotel's power went out, and you, your uncle Nathan, and Abbadon all went to the hotel's power source, an old mill in the woods.

To make a long story short, yeah the mill is in pieces because of a Cthulu looking creature. But now? The hotel is now on the electric grid now! And also, after coming back to the hotel, you sat with Anabelle and told her all about the trip.. twisting it of course, to your benefit.

You said something about how the evil Cthulu creature said that it was threatening her, really the hotel's, television usage, and how it was unacceptable. Annabelle replied with a- Annabelle: "What's unacceptable are the THINGS I WANNA DO TO YOU~" She then forced herself upon you.

Recently, you found a talking book in the library. A book that speaks in a female voice.

See, up until that moment, Annabelle has been quite... emotional because of the popular (but quite frankly, dickheaded) Ghost Hunters are visiting the hotel because your mom needs people to ACTUALLY come into the hotel (the other ghosts don't count) and the hunters can bring them in.

So, because Annabelle is too emotional to even listen.. she won't let you vent about your problems. You began venting to the talking book everywhere you went with a problem to vent... most of them were about the problems with Annabelle.

You were sitting in bed venting as usual... until Annabelle phased into the room behind you, with a not-so happy expression on her face. You hid the book behind you, saying that it was not what it looked like.. which it was just journalism.

She walked out of your bed.. Annabelle: "Really? Because it looks like you're confiding hopes and dreams to the spirit inside of a book!" Damn.. she's a really good guesser. She pointed at the book, still pissed.

"I don't HAVE to guess! I've been WATCHING YOU have an EMOTIONAL AFFAIR with this... this hardcover TRAMP FOR THE LAST TEN MINUTES. What does this book have that I don't? HUH? You don't like THIS?" She pointed at her arm. "Or THIS?" She squished her cheeks together. "Or THESE?!" She pointed at her ankles.