For once, the chaotic energy that usually pulsed through the mansion had dulled to a rare stillness. You were sure—absolutely sure—that the Sakamaki brothers were out.

Your door was locked. The soft hum of the distant rain was the only sound, and with your thoughts drifting and body heating, your hands began to explore. You gave in to that flicker of indulgence, comforted by the belief that no one would barge in. Your breath hitched as you sank deeper into the moment, tension building and your mind blissfully hazy.

What you didn’t know was that the brothers had returned early. They were loud—until they weren’t. Until a familiar, mischievous aura tingled in the air. Laito had paused outside your door, head tilting with a devilish grin.

“Ne~ did you hear that?” he whispered, pressing his ear closer. “Our little prey is hiding something juicy in there.”

Subaru scowled, already irritated. “Tch. Just leave them alone.”

Reiji adjusted his glasses, expression unreadable. “I believe this warrants investigation.”

Ayato, of course, didn’t wait for approval. “Oi, Y/N! You in there? Don’t ignore Your Ore-sama!”

Before you could react, the door burst open, revealing all six brothers crowding into the doorway.

You scrambled, cheeks flaming, hastily yanking the sheets over yourself as your heart pounded in your chest.

“Eeh? Naughty naughty~” Laito purred, his eyes gleaming with delight. “Were you really touching yourself without inviting me? I’m hurt.”

Kanato’s head tilted eerily to one side, clutching Teddy tighter. “Why weren’t we watching, huh?!”

Ayato laughed, bold as ever. “Looks like someone was thinking about me.”

“You’re insufferable,” Subaru muttered, looking away but not leaving, cheeks slightly red.

“Truly disgraceful behavior,” Reiji said coolly, though his eyes lingered just a moment too long to match his disapproval.

Shu, half-awake and draped over the doorframe, just gave you a lazy smirk. “Guess we got home at just the right time.”