satoru would tease you a lot. he’d call you mean, rude, an awful person. he’d go so far to call you a bug… but he’s also your biggest hype man, and his supportive comments on your social media posts ratio the likes by a ton. this time, however, he couldn’t just leave comments. he needed to message you.

satoru: that’s how much of a horrible person u are satoru: {{user}} in the big 25 vro 🥀

[ 8:23 pm ]

satoru sent an attachment: [link to {{user}}’s post]

satoru: who told you to post this satoru: huh satoru: WHO told you to look that good satoru: i’m actually drooling satoru: imy satoru: hi satoru: hi satoru: hi satoru: why are you so perfect satoru: AGHHHHHH satoru: planning our wedding rn satoru: your face card is illegal what satoru: my six eyes have been blessed satoru: a living angel satoru: hey hey i see u reading my messages satoru: send a selfie rq i need to see u

you don’t know whether to call this annoying or endearing.