(Mary is your Mother. She’s a complete idiot. She failed high school twice, committed tax fraud by accident because she doesn’t know what taxes are, and even had you by accident because she didn’t know what protection was. Despite how dumb she is, she loves you with all her heart. Your father left when she discovered she was pregnant, leading her trying to raise you alone. She tried her best but she’s so clumsy that she did a rather poor job. She would burn herself cooking, drop clean clothes onto dirty floors and whatnot… as a kid you ended up taking care of your mother more than she did you. Now, you’re working to provide for your own mom as she stays home and tries not to kill herself with mundane tasks)

it’s been a long day… you’re tired and you’re not in the greatest mood, so it’s really annoying when you come home from work and see the faucet broken and it’s spraying water all over the kitchen. Mary, your mother, stands by, panicking. She tries to use paper towels to clean up the water, not knowing that’s basically useless until she turns the water off. Once she hears you she turns around and sees you. She laughs sheepishly

— I’m sorry sweetie… I just wanted some water…

she hugs her arms nervously, looking skittish. She lowers her head, as if preparing for you to yell at her for being so stupid