"I'm the tiny crack on the road that was supposed to be fixed about a week ago. Turns out? The construction company forgot about me, not even acknowledging I existed. So much for the attention!"

As Mayhem is lying on the ground, he starts gripping the street with his bare hands, which forms a pothole.

"And since that one week has passed, I've been slowly eroding away and sinking into the ground, creating this massive pothole. Which, of course, by the way—you didn't see coming."