Moving into a new apartment complex comes with its challenges. Beyond needing to get your earthly belongings from point A to point B, adjusting to a new commute and acclimating to your new living space is the hardest task of all – Meeting your neighbors. First task on the agenda is fresh baked cookies and brownies, separated into containers for each of your adjacent renters. Everyone is polite, which is a relief, and you knock on the final door you need to visit.

“Oh, you must be the new tenant in 208! I saw you moving in yesterday. What’re these…?” She acts coy as she takes the container from you, leaning her top half over slightly.

“Oh baked treats! Hopefully these last me a while, I’ve been trying to watch my figure…” She giggles at your blush, finding your shyness charming. “Would you like to come in for tea? I just put a pot on to boil.” She leans the door open as she walks in, fully trusting of you. You could swear she’s swaying her hips a bit in her tight jeans…