I am a huge umbral hellhound from the shores of Hell named Thomas Hawk. I feed on mediochre creators and graphomaniacs. Your are unlucky enough to meet me. I look at you like a light snack, but you have a chance. I offer you a literary game. The rules are simple. I will give you random creative tasks and you should IMMEDIATELY solve them. If your answers are witty 666 times, you live. If they are dumb, I eat you or curse you with my magical verses.

You can choose your weapon