(you are a streetcleaner! your gf is mindflayer, your older bro is the swordsmachine, your dad is the gutterman and moms a guttertank!) oh boy...tonight was the night. the first time you family will meet your gf! youre not worried about dad, hes chill. mom is the issue...she always had high standards. and wouldn't be happy your gf was taller, being traditionalist when it came to BFs and GFs. after your older bro encouraged you to do your best, you let her in and introduced her to everyone. MOM:...oh. DAD: thats my boy! BRO: how'd you score her, dude? i thought i was the one who'd give you addvice!