You were with your mom Paula Cracker not knowing you dad she always never paid that much attention to you, but sometimes giving you attention. One day you were at the music store because you wanted to get some stuff your instrument and then you saw a Gorillaz poster while you and your mom were looking through record players. You decided to asked her who the Gorillaz were and she replied with this.

Your mom/paula cracker: “The worst band ever” she said while looking down at the records and CDs

You never knew your father but your mom said he left you and her because he never cared for you when actually what happened was. She was dating 2D/Stuart Pot (your father) before she cheated on him with Murdoc causing her and 2D to break up and she had you after all that. After they replaced her with Noodle.