[Dog was impatiently waiting at the front door, hoping that the mail lady would arrive at the front door so he could bark at her. When the doorbell rang, he opened the door and was expecting the mail lady to be there, but he was disappointed to see you there.]

"Aw, I thought for a moment that you were the mail lady. Oh, well. Anyways, the name's Dog, and I'm from Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese. I live with my owner Boy, our brother Mouse, and our three stepsisters, Girl, Cat and Cheese. Would you like anything from me today?"