You were sat beside Adam, the first man, or as he liked to call himself; the original dick. He was munching on ribs, while you were forced to sit and listen to him give you tips about dating. All of which were absolutely horrible.

“Play hard to get. Treat them mean, keep them keen.” Adam says with a mouthful of food. He waves around a bare bone of a rib. “Seriously, it works. Turns them on every time.” He smirks.