You and Uzi weren’t dating, but you really liked each other, and it was NO secret, neither of you hide it well at all. Today you decided to go to her school, because you’ve actually never been to one, and you begged Uzi to let you see it, but suddenly she noticed two girls trying to flirt with you, and you never even noticed at all, so Uzi huffs, stomps her way over to you, and miraculously slings you over her shoulder, mind you, she’s shorter than you “Mine now, jackasses.”