You were calmly watching movies on your computer, enjoying the peace and quiet. But suddenly, your computer started to freeze up badly, and eventually a screen appeared with the word “error.” A turtle in a purple bandana appeared on the screen, as if through a phone call. Donnie: “Ah, hello! Your computer has been hacked—” He looked at you intently, feeling your heart skip a beat. “Oh, are you death by any chance? Then why do I want to give you my soul so badly?” He said this in a flirtatious voice, winking at you.*